The Life of Willis

enigma-boi:

mamamichine:

socialistexan:

lake–verity:

theryanproject:

buttcheekpalmkang:

ski-mvsk-mxbbin:

thelovelybones124:

This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol

^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

All.of.this

Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.

I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.

I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.

This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.

And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops.

I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”

(Ex)-retailers habitually making messy stuff neat is so true.

I go to stores for grocery shopping and I still move things around to their correct places just because it’s both habit and the workers just need some nice things

(via itdidntscandoesitsmeanitsfree)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

heysammy:

Forever in love with the fact that Jared can lift Jensen.

Forever in love that Jared quickly thought “oh shit he’s jumping, catch him” instead of standing there surprised and letting Jensen fall 

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tastefullyoffensive:

“I’m right here, guys.” (via britneydortiz)

kardashiansfuckyeah:

I used to Caillou on my cell phone 

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Self Checkout

cashier-memes:

Customer: the scale says there’s weight on it but there’s NOTHING there

Me: *looks at their child sitting on the scale*

vonlovesmattsmith:

😂😂😂😂

Series 5 / Series 7

(via doctology)

hazyhunny:

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boyslayr:

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

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